Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?
Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB
I think you mean well it SHOULD because it’s Thor’s sideboob.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
I’ve never seen a speed limit at 4.5
I think that’s 45 with a bolt in the middle
i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded