supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

trivialmorality:

Glockeroni and Cheese.

trivialmorality:

Glockeroni and Cheese.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.
bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.