I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
welp. goodbye brain
Animals getting help from people.
OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.
I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.
no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…