hxcfairy:

lordofthemings

Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?

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Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB

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I think you mean well it SHOULD because it’s Thor’s sideboob.

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

ask-thetitanwhisperer:

captainarlert:

I’ve never seen a speed limit at 4.5

I think that’s 45 with a bolt in the middle

ask-thetitanwhisperer:

captainarlert:

I’ve never seen a speed limit at 4.5

I think that’s 45 with a bolt in the middle

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded